This has nothing to do with my quest to get married...or does it? I'm sure at one time we have all had dreams about one of our co-workers. I seem to keep having them and they always involve the same guy. Holly swears there is some underlying sexual tension between me and him but he doesnt strike me as a chubby chaser so i dont think thats the deal. The first time i had a dream about him was back in October. We were on a school bus full of people i went to school with except Erin who was hanging out in the front of the bus talking to some hot asian guy with blue eyes. I had on capri's and i looked down and realized i hadnt shaved my legs. In the dream i thought to myself...please dont let anyone see my legs. For some reason thats about the time that my co-worker comes and sits by me. We were having a nice conversation about GI JOE when he leaned over and kissed me. In my head i was thinking omg wait till i tell the girls at work...i opened my eyes and saw Erin and blue eyed asian boy giving me the thumbs up. His hand started grabbing my ass and i thought lord please dont let him touch my legs. And he started to go for my leg and i kept swatting his hand away until he finally said damnit mandi what is your problem? I didnt shave me legs. He gave me this look that was pure porno and nothing like my co-worker and said all sexy " like i care" ~QUE PORNO MUSIC HERE~ I will spare you the details but we ended up getting it on in front of all these people on the bus! The bus drops us off at some house and we end up getting it on top of a pool table and then in the shower. I went to work the next day and couldnt even look him in the eye. I can't avoid him either....I'm his assistant. So i had four other dreams about him and then they stopped and i thought they were over until last night. I had this dream that Kara was getting married and we were have her bachlorette party at Neola's house. So kari, kara, holly, neola, erin, and myself were drunk off of cranberry and vodka. Neola's living room was pink ...i remember telling her my cranberry and vodka was the same color as her wall. The doorbell rings and in walks the co-worker. For some reason none of us found this strange. He says ladies i'm here to make you happy...we all started cracking up. Out of nowhere Axel Rose starts singing Welcome To The Jungle and off came co-workers clothes except for a pair of leopard bikini underwear. Kari spits out vodka and cranberry all over Neolas carpet and neola says dont worry i have a swifter and we all start singing " Dont you want me baby" until kara noticed that Erin was sticking one dollar bills into the leopard underwear. The girls encouraged me to reach in and get some change and Somehow everyone ends up leaving but me and all of a sudden i am eye to crotch with the leopard underwear. He whips out a bottle of baby oil and we were somehow in what i will assume is Neolas bedroom and he's greasing her bed down and all i can think is Neola is going to kick his ass. Long story short i ended up screwing him on the water bed, Neola's couch and the kitchen counter. I woke up thinking i had baby oil on me. Needless to say work was interesting. One of these days i'm just going to do it and maybe i'll stop dreaming about it. Maybe......
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