In the Beginning...there were no cats...

When i woke up on May 13th 2009 i realized i was thirty and still not married. It was on my to do list since birthday number twenty-five but somehow those five years just flew and there i was looking in the mirror checking for gray hairs and crow feet wondering how i had gotten to this point. It's not like i have never been married in fact i have been married twice. ( My mom tells me not to brag about that...says it doesnt sound good when you say it out loud ) My first husband and i got married because i was pregnant. Plain and simple truth. We divorced less than two years later and he now resides in Murfreesboro Tennessee happily married to his cousins ex-wife. They take the phrase "Keep it in the Family" to a new level. I wish i had a reason for marrying my second husband but i dont. I cant even blame it on Jose or Jack. I just got bored one day and decided to be spontaneous. Six months later i was divorced again. I've tried to find a husband but apparently there is a shortage of good men and i'm not desperate enough to marry just anything. I have a boyfriend who i've been seeing for five years on and off again but he just cant seem to pop the big question. Right now we are on again. But my ring finger is still bare. This blog is about my quest to get married and the many bad relationships i have endured to find my future husband. There have been a few good relationships but mostly bad. I've been checking out the free cats section in Craig's list just in case i need to start my collection soon. I have one cat. A gray and white mixed breed named Mr. Tinkles. Yes my cat's name is Mr Tinkles. I have a serious obsession with Twilight and often wish the Cullen's were real. Edward knows exactly what to say to a woman. If a man were to say some of the things Edward told Bella i would be putty in his hands. Sadly Oklahoma seems to have a shortage of pale golden eyed men who sparkle. Rob ( the boyfriend) is pale and has golden colored eyes ( natural ) but he keeps waking up everytime i try to glue glitter on him. Two out of three isnt bad. For now i am tired but this was my start up blog. Hopefully you will come back and follow me in my quest to obtain the 1 carat princess cut that seems to keep eluding me.