For sale 1 overused Gremlin...comes with free cat

I forgot i had a blog until Ben reminded me. I only have two followers at this point so hopefully they are not too mad. Although poor Jen bless her heart is on Bed rest and i'm sure she would like something to read. Suffice it to say i am no closer to being married and at this point i am single. Being single doesnt bother me as much as it used too. Being 30 and not married bugs the shit out of me. Kind of a contradiction. Alot of things have changed for me. I have mentioned in the past that its hard for me to be friends with females but recently i discovered its not females so much as it is weak willed females. I was friends with a co-worker and we were really good friends until she lost her ability to think for herself. She's twenty-six and her whole world has become all about a nineteen year old blue haired unemployed boy. I understand that she hasnt had alot of experience in the real world and i say this because the majority of her life is spent in fantasy realms like Second life or Lord of the Rings online. Anything where she can escape reality and be someone other than herself. My dad got sick and she couldnt even focus on our friendship because she was so worried about his issues with his blue hair. I'm sorry but if your going to have smurf colored hair you better be prepared for some smurf colored comments. This chic got psycho about the whole incident. Threatning to cut me and two other girls up, giving this guy my phone number and many other things. I feel sorry for her. I shouldnt after the things she said ( like quit tweeting about my mom no one cares if she lives or dies ) but i do. When you are so miserable with who you really are it makes you fall for people who are not good for you and you give up parts of your life you may never be able to get back. This is why i am not married. I refuse to be like her. I dont beleive that you should let yourself go once your in a relationship or married. I also dont beleive that you should dress like a crumb bum every day or a guy, pull your hair back in a ballcap, never wear makeup and then say i'll dress up after i get a boyfriend. Ummm that kind of defies the purpose does it not? Appereance is the first thing that the opposite sex notices. You dont look at someone who looks had it and say " Gee i bet they have a wonderful personality." People do not go out looking for personality.

I do not always make the best judgement when it comes to men as you will see from the many fine examples i will give you later on. But the Gremlin slipped under my radar. I never even saw him coming. As i stated in my previous blogs he would text me alot. I'm all for those little texts throughout the day that let someone know that you are thinking about them but again i do not need those texts to be accompanied by your picture. At one point as i was sitting at my desk eating apples and flipping through text messages i thought....If something ever happens to him i will be able to provide the police with many pictures. ( Not to mention the DNA deposits he was leaving at my house ) I'm weird in the sense that when i meet someone i focus on one thing that i really like about that person. With Gremlin i couldnt find anything. And it was bugging the shit out of me. At one point i was getting up at 3:30 am to be at work at 6:00 am so i could bag some overtime and get alot of work done. So at 9:00 pm i was falling asleep. And every night at 9:30 0r 10:00 my phone was ringing. Okay i am not one of those chicks who has to fall asleep to the sound of your voice. And seeing as we werent even boyfriend and girlfriend at this point there was no point of me talking to him before i went to bed. I put my phone on silent and when i got up at 3:30 i notice there are five voicemails.

Gremlin: It's me. I just wanted to hear your voice before i went to bed.

Gremlin: It's me again. Just seeing if you would answer this time.

Gremlin: Do you ever answer your phone? I just got out of the shower and wanted to leave you that mental so myabe you would have dreams about me tonight.

Gremlin: Okay i'm about to give up calling you for the night...

Gremlin: Okay well i guess your asleep. I'll call you tomorrow.

It took you five times to figure out that i might be asleep? And to make things worse he called me at 3:30!!! Does this fucker ever sleep!? On friday he decided he wanted to come over. Fine. On saturday i wake up and he's in me bed. What the hell. I try to be polite and hint around that he needs to leave. Does he take the hint? No. He asks me what i'm making him for breakfast. What the hell? Is their a sign on my apartment somewhere that says soup kitchen? I called Johnny and Erin and said i need a break from this fool help!!! Most guys wont hang around while your getting dressed....not Gremlin. I heard Johnny pull up and silently reminded myself to flash him for saving me from the Gremlin. I get out the door and into the truck and Gremlin is loitering in front of my apartment. Bye. We drove off. We picked up Erin and later that night we ended up at the casino where i had a few too many. Poor Johnny. He always ends up with a pack of drunk bitches. I need a Doooooollllllar i slurred at him. For what he asked. For the slot machine...duh. This went on for about 30 minutes. Gremlin was supposed to meet us at the casino and drive us back home. I was drunk and wanted some taco bell. Gremlin shows up and informs Johnny that he cannot take me and Erin home because he was driving Mater and had only one seat. WTF?? I was pretty pissed off because he had told us beforehand that he would drive us home so that Johnny wouldnt have too. Well poor Johnny ended up driving us home and because of the time change we missed taco bell and ended up going to walmart where i tried flashing my bare ass to the world while trying on a pair of pink pants in the middles of the store. I get home and Gremlin had made a heart out of snow. Gremlins are slick. We dont give them enough credit for their devious ways. Tomorrow i will tell you what happens when you let a Gremlin in your house and feed him. And it doenst matter what time it is either. Feeding them after midnight is a myth.